Sexual Market Value

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Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

  • When (C) equals car type
  • Truck = 30
  • Car = 20
  • Suv = 10
  • Hybrid = 300
  • Motorcycle = 0
  • Vespa = 600
  • Van = 25
  • Classic Car = 5
  • Dune Buggy = -42

"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""

Urban Dictionary
A. Reynolds,
(August 17, 2006)


SMV – Sexual Market Value. A shorthand statement for “what you bring to the table,” whether for an one-night stand or for a longer sexual/emotional relationship.

The Red Pill
MachiavellianRed,
(17 Mar 2015)


One's worth in the sexual marketplace; often conflated with one's attractiveness.

The Red Pill
bsutansalt,
(23 Dec 2014)


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